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Joke of the Day
"Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken."
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"Some friends, a lesbian couple... bought me an antique gold fob timepiece for my birthday. I think they mistook me when I said ""I wanna watch""."
"I asked my friend to try and jump start my car. Fat bastard smashed my windshield."
"What does a nosy pepper do? He get jalepeno business."
"Who was the last person to have sex with Marilyn Monroe? Thomas Noguchi"
"6.8 billion people in the world and I just had to make my own sandwich."
"How do you start a rave in Africa? Glue toast to the ceiling. (Apologies if repost, I found it funny and wanted to share it with you guys. Have a great day! :D )"
"Burnt my Hawaiian pizza last night........ .......... should have put it on aloha heat."
"My grandfather gave me some sound advice when on his deathbed... ""It's worth investing in good speakers."" he said."
"10 WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU'RE CURRENTLY READING A LIST"