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Joke of the Day

"I just saw a car with a big ""S"" on it... Look at the ""S"" car go !"

"The Manhattan Project was not intended to create nuclear weapons, it was meant to recreate the destructive power in a Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick. They didn't even come close."

"In a recent football game, a player sustained injuries, and the manager was fired after sending on the wrong player to replace him. Whoops, wrong sub."

"woman on a date drops curry on her lap.... ""Oh no! Madras!"""

"On a rainy day two men are standing under the poplar trees in the park One of them is weeping: - John. Do you know how difficult it is to lose a wife? - I know Jack, I know. Practically impossible."

"Why did the NSA spy on Germany ? Because after meeting with Merkel, they heard Obama say ""I'd tap that""."

"What's the difference between a voyeur and a thief? A thief snatches your watch."

"Welcome to the celebrity impressionist club. Please take a seat, there are plenty of Chers. I'll see myself out...."

"I took off my bra and chips fell out. Plot twist I haven't been eating chips"

"What's a terrorists favorite sports team? The new York jets."