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Joke of the Day
"Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand? She moans with the other."
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"When Mike got arrested they told him ""Anything you say will be held against you."" Mike said ""Claudia Schiffer's breasts."""
"GF texted me that her ex wants to get her back. So I texted, ""I care for you. Don't do this"". I'm still working on what to reply to my GF."
"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."
"A website where low life fat virgins go. www.reddit.com"
"What did the cannibal do after dumping his girlfriend? He wiped his butt"
"Whats a pirate's favorite letter? Arrrrrrrg matey it be the C."
"How do you bury a Jew? Dig a really deep hole and throw a penny in it."
"There's always some truth behind: Just kidding, Knowledge behind: I don't know, Emotion behind: I don't care & Pain behind: It's okay."
"COMPUTER CHAT What did one computer say to the other? 010101101010101010101"