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"Saturn Undefeated Solar system Hula Hoop champ!"
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"It's 2014 and somehow we still don't have a car mirror that can make objects appear exactly as far away as they are."
"I caught my insane ex going through my garbage, but I guess that's what I get for dating a raccoon."
"""I'm caught in a love hexagon."" - polygamists"
"Sure hope I haven't wasted my life being loyal to the wrong brand of toothpaste."
"In colllege what was the difference between pumpkin pie and my girlfriend? I shared the girlfriend."
"What do you call a gummy bear with no teeth? A gummy bear."
"They laughed at me when I said I wanted to be a comedian... They're not laughing now."
"What does a fat person and hitler have in common? Neither of them can finish a race"
"my japanese friend keeps calling latex gloves pentadick condoms i guess the radiation is getting to his head too"