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Joke of the Day

"Q: Why the fireman was burried on the top of the hill? A: Because he was dead."

"I'm going door-to-door to promote my new gym. It's called ""Jehovah's Fitness"""

"An engineer went hunting... And found a set of tracks. He bent down to take a closer look and was run over by a train."

"Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"What do you call a fat cow..? Your mum"

"I got good news and bad news The bad news is there's no good news. The good news is... well I just told you. OR The good news is there's no bad news. The bad news is... well I just told you."

"God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib"

"The programmer's wife tells her husband: ""Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. if they have eggs, get a dozen."" The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread."

"How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy? Because old Hobbits die hard..."

"[hears a dog in the distance barking in the middle of the night] Yeah I'd love to be friends."