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Joke of the Day

"Why cant you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the P is silent"

"My wife is calling me Jeb Bush during sex Now I'll never come first."

"I hear that in Star Wars 8 they're going to introduce Han's perpetually depressed younger brother... His name is Y Solo."

"What is white and gold and black and blue? A blonde in a physically abusive relationship. See you guys in hell."

"What do you call children born of ginger people? Ginger-bred"

"It costs today's parents $235,000 to raise a child. And that's just for the alcohol."

"How do you make a cat go ""meow""? Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw."

"What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know but it is great at chasing submarines."

"Traffic Two civil engineers were competing for a bid to do the road layout for a city. The engineer that lost accused the other of cheating, to which the winner said ""Roundabouts are fair play""."

"A pig with a cold is called... pigachu!"