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Joke of the Day

"I got good news and bad news The bad news is there's no good news. The good news is... well I just told you. OR The good news is there's no bad news. The bad news is... well I just told you."

"Why does being a Chinese knight suck? Because everyone always aims for the chink in the armor."

"""GIMME AN E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ... GIMME ANOTHER E! ..."" - Cheerleader who loves ecstasy"

"""To infinity (bed, bath) and beyond!"" - Buzz Lightyear settles down"

"The world would be a better place if everybody drank alcohol. It would get even better if some of them choked on it."

"Sometimes I wake up moody... The other times, i let her sleep."

"All You Need Is Love. And an IQ low enough to believe that."

"Did yoy hear what happened to the dyslexic satanist? He sold his soul to Santa."

"It's all fun and games It's was all fun and games until Trump got elected. Now it's a riot!"

"Why was six afraid of seven? (twist) Because seven was a registered six offender."