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Joke of the Day

"God: I will create a being to cook, clean, serve and obey. Adam: what will it cost me? God: an arm and a leg. Adam: what can I get for a rib"

"Collection Litter by Phil D Basket"

"When a grammar Nazi gets sad give them a hug and say ""There, their, they're."""

"Whats the difference between a performance by a female pornstar and an act by an escape artist? One is a cunning stunt, the other has a stunning cunt."

"Why was the man at the cookout so happy? He met the grill of his dreams."

"What kind of music do sponges listen to? Raggaeneration."

"What do you call your grandma on speed dial? Instragram!"

"knock knock whos there?"

"[1st date] Her: we should keep religion out of this *religion gets up & leaves the table* Me: see what u did? *I get up and chase after it*"

"I don't remember When I was born, I was given a choice - A big dick or a great memory. I don't remember, what I chose."