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Joke of the Day

"The programmer's wife tells her husband: ""Run to the store and pick up a loaf of bread. if they have eggs, get a dozen."" The programmer comes home with 12 loaves of bread."

"What do 7 out of 8 people enjoy? Gang rape."

"I'm going to combine a sex shop and a restaurant... The motto is going to be ""First come first serve""."

"What do you call a white asian who loves cola? Cokeasian."

"The difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb You can unscrew a lightbulb."

"How do you call a bucket list created by a 16 year old? A Fuck It list."

"George Washington's bark was from the same tree as his bite."

"Women need security -when I'm around."

"When I figured out that people walk on hardwood and carpet, I was floored."

"[hanging out w mob] ""Tony sleeps with the fishes"" *they all laugh* [self conscious about my sexual habits w fish]: its not a big deal guys"