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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a fat cow..? Your mum"
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"I have no patience But that's mostly because I'm not a doctor."
"A physics student asked her professor to describe what happened right before the Big Bang... ....but the professor couldn't, because there was no time."
"I'm new here I have never posted here before. I will share a joke. What is brown and sticky? A stick."
"What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom? Don't worry baby, I'm sterile."
"Why did Adele cross the road? To say Hello... From the other side"
"What's the speed limit of sex? 68... any faster and you'll eat it."
"My parents were shot and killed in an alley feelsbatman"
"How did ""El Chapo"" escape prison? Joaquin."
"What do you call Ralph Nader's alter ego? His alter-nader"