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Joke of the Day

"""Your name is Duck?"" It's Doug. ""Yeah. Duck"" Doug. ""Duck?"" DouGGG ""Got it. Duck"" Go fuGG yourself ""Haha. Classic Duck"""

"There's a band called 1023mb They haven't had any gigs yet."

"A Werewolf: A Very astute wolf"

"Keep your friends close. Keep your enemies closer. Keep your frenemies in a dark basement filled with bees."

"Brett Favre reveals 'scary' memory loss says he is not going back to play Pro Basketball"

"Did you hear about the guy whose bank closed his account because he dropped his bowl of cereal? All his Chex bounced."

"What is it called when a politician craps his pants in a Honda? Civic doody."

"I always thought 007 had split personality disorder... When he's spying: James Bond. When he's chasing tail: James Boned."

"You know what Forest Gumps WiFi password is? 1Forest1"

"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" Mom: ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""