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Joke of the Day

"Need Help with a prank I stole a co-workers pen the other day, (really nice pen) as a joke. I want to send them a ransome letter. Can anyone help me out? Thanks"

"What you shouldnt answer when a parent asks you what to do if their baby wont stop crying I dont know, just foogle it"

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"White girls spend 15% of their lives thinking about cutting bangs."

"What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil seizure"

"My favorite new social app is turning off my phone."

".@Oprah If I were as rich as you I'd shit on the floor & tell a senator to pick it up."

"Very few people actually have celiacs. They're usually pretty stern."

"What do you call a ubiquitous spud? A common-tater!"

"What does a Jewish pedophile say? Want to buy a candy?"