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Joke of the Day

"My favorite new social app is turning off my phone."

"So they were going to make a new CSI tv show in West Virginia... But they had to scrap production when they realized there were no dental records and all the DNA was the same."

"Said she was gonna send a pic of her ""backyard' . Turns out we weren't on the same page"

"How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two...but I don't know how you're going to get them in there..."

"The difference between a prostitute and drug dealer? A prostitute can wash her crack and resell it."

"You know what's the problem with Mexican and black jokes? If you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamaal."

"What do you call a cat in heat? Prr-miscuous"

"With my pasty white skin, ample curves, & hatred of manual labor, I would have dominated the 16th century."

"What's going on in Paris is outrageous. You think the french would have surrendered by now."

"Dyslexic man walks into a bra Funny or nah?"