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Joke of the Day

"What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil seizure"

"A little black baby dies and goes to heaven... God gives him wings. The little black baby says, ""wow God, does this mean I'm an angel?"" God replies, ""Nah nigga, you a bat""."

"When I'm bored, nobody texts me. When I'm busy, BAM! I'm the most popular person in the world."

"what's the difference between a loaded potato and a normal one? Someone's a lot less deadly with a normal potato."

"I'm getting a restraining order against my debt collectors. As much as they call me it's really just starting to come across as desperate"

"First time I saw the Trojan bare skin condoms I was like, what? Bear skin? That seems unpleasant."

"Please don't advertise your ""three-egg omelet."" I want plausible deniability regarding how many eggs I am about to eat."

"Weather Channel I taped a Weather Channel logo on our living room window. It's like having an extra TV."

"What does idk stand for? Literally everyone I ask doesn't know."

"When I hear ""This call is being monitored for quality assurance"" I think ""Cool, let's see how bad this person wants their job."""