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Joke of the Day
"What's lil Wayne's favorite pizza? Lil seizure"
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"What were the last two pizzas delivered to the world trade centers? Two large planes"
"""Dude go make the first move on her!"" ""Okay fine, but I'm not too sure what I'm doing."" *approaches girl* ""Knight to f3"""
"Are you all right? No.. You are all left Ahah is joke"
"What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A Lickalotofpuss."
"Yeah food is good but idk I guess I just always wanted to be able to devour souls as well"
"Russian History in five words ...And then things got worse."
"Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials."
"How many engineers do you need to change a lightbulb ? You can take as many as you want but they will only give you the screwing direction."
"When wearing a logo or clever t-shirt, make sure your rack looks good. No one likes reading stuff on a lumpy, wavy surface. You too, ladies."