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Joke of the Day

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"What did the magician say to the cell? Might I conjure Ya?"

"I had a friend who was right handed but left footed... But he's all right now..."

"The Scots are updating the perception of traditional Scottish fare. Oatmeal porridge will now be known as a Highland Smoothie."

"I don't trust stairs... They're always up to something"

"A dog walks into a bar ""I'll have one ... beer."" Bartender replies ""Why the pause?"" Dog says ""Because I was born with them, asshole."""

"Was watching family feud, I don't think The announcer was N'SYNC"

"""LOOK AT ME, I'M AN ASSHOLE!"" - People in yellow cars."

"I sing in the shower. I think I sound pretty good. The other people in the gym don't agree."

"How do you know when someone is a single mother? Don't worry! They will tell you!"