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Joke of the Day

"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."

"I thought The Walking Dead was having a special tonight.... Turns out it was just The Rolling Stones performing at the 12/12/12 concert."

"Have you heard the joke about recursion?"

"Tiger, Lance, and now Oscar Maybe Nike should tell their athletes ""Just Don't Do It!"""

"*Runs into bank with gun* Alright! Everyone put your hands up! *Tickles everyone*"

"ME: so what do you do GUY: I'm an oral surgeon ME: *imagining him doing heart surgery with just his mouth* wow I bet you're a helluva kisser"

"How much does a pirate earing cost? A buccaneer"

"Did you ever hear about that movie constipation? No? Well that's because it never came out"

"9 out of 10 men like girls with big boobs and the 10th guy likes the other 9 guys."

"Maybe I have a bunny in my pants, maybe that's why I'm putting this salad in my pockets, you don't know me."