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Joke of the Day

"Very few people actually have celiacs. They're usually pretty stern."

"Iron Man is technically a FEmale. I will downvote myself on the way out...."

"I can walk on water ... but I tend to stagger on beer."

"Saddest Joke if... Last person on Earth... Knock Knock.."

"What do you and 1 ply toilet paper have in common? You BOTH eat *da*-booty!"

"I tried to make a joke about coins But it didn't make any cents"

"Next time you over hear a stranger giving out their number. Text them details of what they are wearing. It's so fun to watch them freak out!"

"How can you tell when a drummer's at the door? He doesn't know when to come in"

"Is it really 2016? I mean Tarzan is playing in theaters, Pokemon is a craze, and a Clinton is running for President of the United States."

"You know, we're not all that different from the Middle East You smoke weed here, you become stoned. You smoke weed there, you get stoned."