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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a ubiquitous spud? A common-tater!"

"It's so cold outside... I even saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets!"

"Stuppidly offencive A bus full of Sunny women is like a box of chacklet, You never no what your going to get."

"Wanna hear a joke about a stupid person? well, too bad. I can't talk to you over the internet. Stupid."

"What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger."

"Taken 9 (2021): She got married she's with her husband relax man"

"I have this idea tell me what you think? I say that we start the NBDBL (National blind dodge ball league) and then televise it. What are your thoughts on this?"

"Why is your Girlfriend like KFC? Because after you're done eating you throw your bone in a greasy box."

"Anyone know the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer? You know, besides the taste."

"I recently had to bury my beloved grandmother in the local graveyard. She should be dead by now"