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Joke of the Day
"What does a Jewish pedophile say? Want to buy a candy?"
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"What do you call a reptile that works as a detective? An investigator."
"My jokes aren't bad People I tell them to are just laughtose intolerant"
"I always wanted to be a seamstress... But I could never mend-straight."
"One time a baby threw up in my mouth & it still wasn't as disgusting as Nicholas Cage's haircut in National Treasure 2."
"I hate stools... They are a bunch of sons of benches."
"If I can use dollar bills to make it rain, are dollar coins golden showers?"
"What is Donald Trump's favorite nation? Discrimination"
"A mother bear defending her cubs but it's me defending the fresh pan of bacon from other hotel guests at the breakfast buffet."
"Happy March 14th to all the MEN out there.... (not sure what it is?? GOOGLE IT)"