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Joke of the Day

"White girls spend 15% of their lives thinking about cutting bangs."

"Dear President Obama, I've got a joke for you... I texted it to Angela Merkel. Did you... *get it*?"

"Wanna hear a dyslexic joke? Knock there who's knock?"

"""I'm independent"" Said the Jamaican, showing me his initialised necklace."

"I will tell you a racist mexican joke in three, two, Juan..."

"Two wires at sea Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety. The other was stranded."

"Yo momma's so fat... She got more chins than a Hong Kong phone book."

"Interviewer: ""What's your greatest strength?"" *45 minutes later* Me: ""I'm very comfortable with silence."""

"Sometimes I'm playing a dangerous game like Halo & people ask if I get scared but honestly no, your training just takes over"

"Women is born with two vaginas The parents and the doctor thought it was a miracle until poop came out of the second one"