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Joke of the Day
"So i uploaded this sick new video to Youtube... Yeah, it went viral"
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"A patient in his hospital bed asks his doctor... Patient: Doctor, how much time do I have left to live...? Doctor: Ten Patient: Ten what...? Doctor: Nine..."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent P!"
"[doctor walks in] there's no easy way to say this. you have [looks at clipboard] cat...cat erects? cat or racks? Sorry. I'm new."
"My father with 50 years makes 50 KM every day I say ""Tomorrow I will go running"""
"I suck at video games. I mess up the character's life like I have my own. I played Mario today and he ended up $60K in debt and had 4 DUIs."
"What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman? They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!"
"What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches? Single."
"If you're still writing checks, remember it's 2016 and you should probably find a better way to pay for your groceries."
"I always go the extra mile at work. That's why I'm a terrible taxi driver."