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Joke of the Day

"Why did the walrus go to the Tupperware party? To find a tight seal"

"What's a similarity between Old Navy and Jerry Sandusky... Both of their pants are half off"

"Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio?!?! and the steering wheel, the dashboard, the windshield...."

"What do you call a cocktail of iced tea and skittles? A trayvon martini. Yeah I thought that joke might GARNER some negative attention. It was a 1/5 joke. 3/5 with RICE."

"I stash my weed in the middle of a bunch of Russian nesting dolls so when the cops are searching for it they give up like after 5 dolls."

"What's the difference between a collection and an addiction? I don't have an alcohol collection."

"Pushed too hard against my eardrum with a Q-tip and reset my brain."

"Have you heard about the digging poem? It's quite deep."

"If the people in your car don't match the stick figures on your rear window, I'll report your vehicle stolen."

"Did you hear Seinfeld on political correctness? He really went on the offensive about it."