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Joke of the Day

"My father with 50 years makes 50 KM every day I say ""Tomorrow I will go running"""

"Why do Jewish men get circumcised? Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off"

"Cannibals like to eat... vegetables"

"I found a T.O.E. It's on the end of my F.O.O.T."

"It's all fun and games It's was all fun and games until Trump got elected. Now it's a riot!"

"I could never be friends with a dildo. They're stuck-up cunts."

"My neighbor traded in his KIA yesterday. Sold his Soul for a Mustang."

"Chief cop: ""This might be racially motivated."" Ian: ""Hate crime?"" Chief cop: ""We all hate crime, Ian. That's why we are cops."""

"What did the fish say when he ran into the wall. Dam..."

"Did you hear about gay Santa? He stuck a match in a frogs ass and then shaved the skin off of the frog. Looking at it upside down he said ""now who wants some popcorn?"""