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Joke of the Day
"My father with 50 years makes 50 KM every day I say ""Tomorrow I will go running"""
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"2038. walking to work i see a toilet drone flying by. i do the special hand clap and it flies down and lets me use it then thanks me"
"I just found a whip, a mask and handcuffs in my mother's room. I can't believe it... she's a superhero!"
"I wonder how long it takes a giraffe to throw up?"
"Forgot I started my stopwatch. It's now been 139:27.05 since I wondered how long it takes me to run five miles."
"""evreytime god closes a door, he opens a window"" - me, tryimg to convince my clients their house isnt haunted"
"What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an ant? Dead-ant, dead-ant, dead-antdead-antdead-ant"
"Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car? To cut the corners!"
"Chuck Norris was once bitten by a cobra... After three days of excruciating pain, the cobra died."