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Joke of the Day

"What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman? They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!"

"The German chancellor is traveling to greece She arrives at immigration and the immigration officer says ""nationality?"" The chancelor says ""German"" Officer: occupation? Chancelor: no not this time."

"Boyfriend rushes home: Pack your bag honey, I've won Rs.10 crores in a lottery. Girl Friend: Wow! Dubai or Switzerland? Boyfriend: Who Cares? You just pack your bag & GET LOST!!!"

"Mega Bites by Amos Quito"

"my career as a Walmart greeter was cut short when the manager noticed me singing ""Welcome to the Jungle"" to every customer"

"I invented four new karate moves while trying to get an automatic paper towel dispenser to work."

"If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?"

"What does KFC and a woman have in common? Once you're done with the breasts and the thighs there's still a greasy box to put your bone in."

"After 8 years Americans prove the rumor to be false. They went black and now they are going back."

"I think Yahoo! news is written by someone who's had significant head trauma."