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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches? Single."
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"If you go to sleep with a itching ass you will wake up with a stinking finger..."
"Americans are getting stronger. Twenty years ago, it took two people to carry ten dollars' worth of groceries. Today, a five-year-old can do it."
"Hey guys just wanted to let you guys know that I'm vegan"
"I was speaking to a lad at work called krowski. I asked, ""So are you Polish?"" He said, ""No, my great grandad was."" I said, ""Oh, so you're just a tad pole?"""
"what did the zero say to the eight? nice belt"
"How does a bad comedian sleep at night? I don't know."
"JEllo hooker? What's the difference between Jello and a Dead Hooker? Jello wiggles when you eat it out"
"Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men? He thought they were a delivery service"
"My dog reacts to the vacuum cleaner the same way I react when my wife says ""We need to talk""."