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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman who can't make sandwiches? Single."
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"If I'm ever on life support unplug me,, and then plug me back in again,, and see if that works."
"I like my penises like I like my pizzas large with extra cheese"
"Mexican word of the day: wheelchair Theirs only 1 taco left, so wheel chair."
"The whole purpose of vacationing is to make you appreciate knowing where the channels are at home."
"Kids so mixed... They won't show up in black and white pictures."
"What do you call it when a plant used TV Tropes? A TV Tropism."
"The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live."
"Just saw a French band perform Livin' On A Prayer. I think it was Bonjour-vi."
"TIFU by crashing my airplane I had forgotten to turn off my cell phone :("