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Joke of the Day
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl in the bathroom? Because it has a silent P!"
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"A knock-knock joke that will blow your mind! Knock,Knock... Who is there? ... Old Lady Lahey... ... Old Lady Lahey Who? ... Holy shit, I didn't know you could yodel!"
"What do you call a pen without style? Stylus."
"Only 5 more days until millions of people join the gym for a week.."
"Why is the sky blue? And how can we cheer it up?"
"Why are mountain jokes the best? Because they're HILLarious"
"My diet plan is just watching my 400 pound coworker lick her lips and sweat as she describes her dinner from last night."
"in Heaven you get back all the chapsticks you lost"
"[*Wakes up on sofa] ""Did I...DID I HAVE A FIGHT WITH BATMAN?"" Wife [from bedroom]: ""YOU. PUNCHED. A. NUN."""
"Words I say when I sing along to Informer by Snow: Informer"