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Joke of the Day
"I always go the extra mile at work. That's why I'm a terrible taxi driver."
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"Warning to friends: If you piss me off I'll put a for sale sign in my yard and list your phone number to call for inquiries."
"Witty title to catch your attention Hilarious original joke that will have you laughing for days"
"How do you make a tissue dance? you put a little boogie in it"
"I have trouble even monotasking."
"Who burns their own city down? The people of Ferguson."
"I asked my kids today if they felt we spent enough time together and they both texted back that we did so I guess we are all good."
"What's brightly coloured and looks good on raver kids? Fire."
"Facebook: Because I like being reminded that I went to school with idiots."
"Her: Do you kik? Me: Like rocks? Her: ......."