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Joke of the Day
"Why did Spock dump his wife? ....because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so"
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"Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron? Why not 17? What's stopping us?"
"I keep having hallucinations of pickles. My therapist says I'm dillusional."
"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"
"FUN THING TO WRITE ON A POST CARD: ""Weather is great, having tons of fun! Are you still planning to murder your mailman?"""
"A mortician died in a small town He showed up to work late"
"What do midwesterners call Minnesota? Minnepop."
"[*Wakes up on sofa] ""Did I...DID I HAVE A FIGHT WITH BATMAN?"" Wife [from bedroom]: ""YOU. PUNCHED. A. NUN."""
"I removed electrons from a seal Got a seal-ion"
"What is the best thing about liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up."