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Joke of the Day
"A mortician died in a small town He showed up to work late"
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"I used to have a fat joke with good taste but your mom ate it."
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"Me: I'm happy right now. Life: Lol one sec"
"What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ? Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !"
"What is Unidan's favorite fast food joint? Five Guys."
"Me: I can't work today. Boss: Why? M: My grandma died. B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago. M: ... -Why working for your brother is a bad idea."