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Joke of the Day

"A mortician died in a small town He showed up to work late"

"MAYOR'S TIP: before you spend 20 minutes blowing an air mattress, make sure it's really an air mattress, and not Gary hiding under a blanket"

"At my new job I have 500 people under me. I work on the 98th floor."

"When beer and cheese isn't the answer... Change the question"

"I'm at a hockey game and the players weren't really trying but then a guy 5 rows up yelled ""come on"" and then they tried harder."

"Yo mama so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed."

"If you dont sin, Jesus died for nothing!"

"A depressed French baker sobs bitterly into the dough... His life is pain."

"Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named ""Kevin""."

"The problem with being gay It's a pain in the ass"