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Joke of the Day

"Osama Bin Laden was really smart He created Airdrop before Apple did"

"What did the serial killer say before he killed his victim? cheerio."

"Go fuck yourself. It only takes a few minutes and it feels really good."

"I thought I liked spheres then I realized they're pointless."

"I named my penis pony... ..because it's the smaller version of what you really wanted and you only get a ride if you're under 12."

"If you take a dump on a leaf You will have a shitty thyme"

"What do Scrooge McDuck and dragons have in common? They love to swim in gold coins."

"What's so bad about being a virgin, anyway? It means fucking nothing."

"What would Kim Jong Un call his children? His young'uns"

"Sex is like pizza. My wife won't let me have it until I lose weight."