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Joke of the Day

"What is the best thing about liquid soap? It takes longer to pick up."

"I started this class on the weekend that teaches you how to make ice cream... Sundae School."

"I just read a long article about Japanese sword fighters. If you want, I can samurais it for you."

"I could tell you a joke about sadomasochism, necrophilia and bestiality... But it'd just be beating a dead horse."

"I came home from the gym today staggering and sweating after pushing my body to the limit ... And all I did was sign up."

"Why are vegetarians good in giving head? Because they are used to eating nuts!"

"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Bcuz 7 8 9!"

"I just got back from a bulimic disco The place was heaving!"

"Why won't Hillary ever pull out? She's never finished screwing people."

"""Dad, is that a bear outside the tent?"" ""No."" ""OK."" ""Hold still."" ""What're you putting on me?"" ""Sunscreen."" ""It smells like ketchup."" ""Shhh"""