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Joke of the Day
"How do you know a black man has been on your computer. It's not there."
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"I like you but not save your life before a dog's life like you."
"At Toys ""R"" Us, Barbie and the Chuck Norris actions figures must be at least eight aisles apart by law. After all, it is a children's store."
"I don't try to be awesome, awesome tries to be me."
"I heard it took at least two elephants to make the keys on my antique piano I had no idea they were capable of such delicate work."
"i hate that one occasional cadbury cream egg you get that has a bloody malformed cadbury bunny fetus inside"
"My friend Dave told me this joke about Hillary Clinton yesterday... I was just wondering if anyone here has heard from him?"
"How do all racist jokes start? *Looks over left shoulder* *Looks over right shoulder*"
"What's the difference between Jelly and Jam? I can't Jelly my dick in an ass."
"Is there a class for just the karate noises?"