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Joke of the Day
"Why use 2 A's in the name Aaron? Why not 17? What's stopping us?"
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"What is my dentist's favorite indie band? Fluoride and the Machine"
"You know what's funny? An unexpected shift in context."
"""Update Adobe or we'll kill you""-flash mob"
"{Father & son fishing} DAD: Son, I don't say this nearly enough... SON: *smiles* Yeah? DAD: ...I used to practice kissing on your Aunt Kim."
"I cried when my dad cut onions... I miss onions. He was a good dog."
"Why was the chef afraid of cooking steaks on a plane? The steaks have never been higher"
"Why are shopaholics so hard to help? They can be very ""clothes""-minded about the problem."
"Fucked this girl for an hour and 45 seconds a while ago. Thanks daylight savings"
"A joke my physics teacher told us Student: ""Did you get a haircut?"" Teacher: ""No I got them all cut."""