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Joke of the Day
"What's Adam Sandler's favorite salsa? Medium Pace"
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"My wife tried on a new dress and turned to me and said, ""I look fat, can you give me a compliment?"" ""You have perfect eyesight"", I replied."
"I ate some Tesco burgers last night. I think it's given me the trots."
"President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to ""learn what it means to work."" May I suggest the same for members of Congress?"
"So if pro's are the opposite of con's... Then what is the opposite of progress?"
"Mom is coming to town. I get three full days of mouthing apologies to waiters."
"Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached."
"A black guy walks into a bar. And he found himself with a headache as he couldn't read the CONSTRUCTION sign"
"I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't.... the steaks were too high."
"My Mom is a great travel agent if you're looking to take a Guilt Trip down Memory Lane."