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Joke of the Day

"Broken puppets for sale. No strings attached."

"$50 says Jesus rose from the dead to clear his browser history."

"Tourist: What's the speed limit in this hick town? Native: We don't have one. You strangers can't get out of here fast enough for us."

"What do you call a confident chicken? Cocky"

"I'm sorry I punched you when you said ""Facebook me"". I thought you said ""Face punch me""."

"How do you know that toothpaste was invented in Arkansas? Because if it were invented anywhere else, it'd be called teethpaste."

"How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler."

"Who is this Rorschach guy? ....and why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?"

"Got myself a Microsoft advent calendar but I'm worried that once I've opened 3 or 4 windows I won't be able to open any more..."

"The Farmer's New Cock A farmer buys a new young cock. As soon as he gets it home, the cock rushes to Reddit and steals someone else's joke."