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Joke of the Day

"what did the infant cannibal think of the premature section of the nursing ward it was a preemie-yum buffet"

"Without nipples... ... Breasts would be pointless."

"After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date..."

"Thursday doesn't even count as a day, it's just the thing that's blocking Friday..."

"Two elephants were standing in the shower. One elephant said to the other ""pass the soap"" the other elephant said ""there's no soap radio"""

"Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't!"

"Have you heard about that new pirate movie?? It's rated AHRRRRRRRRR!"

"Why did Luke Skywalker get in trouble for using the Live Long and Prosper sign? It's because he was accused of cultural appropriation."

"I haven't been sexually active because I'm saving myself... Some money."

"Watching cooking shows makes you realize how much forehead sweat is possibly in your food"