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Joke of the Day
"I ate some Tesco burgers last night. I think it's given me the trots."
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"What's the sexiest thing about the holocaust The shower scenes"
"What did the man in a rush say to his bowel movement? ""I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SHIT."""
"Fun trick: Swap guacamole with wasabi, then watch."
"I always feel good about giving the money to the homeless,... Now they can afford more signs."
"What works better than anti-depressants? A 12 Gauge in the mouth This came to me whilst being all depressed."
"With the concerns over water quality at the upcoming Rio Olympic games, I think we should ask, what would Jesus do? Walk on water, he ain't swimming in that filth."
"How To Ride An Escalator: -Step 1 -Now Just Chill for a Bit"
"Three Nazi's walk into a B.A.R. ..."
"Not only is my new thesaurus terrible But it's also terrible"