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Joke of the Day

"A black guy walks into a bar. And he found himself with a headache as he couldn't read the CONSTRUCTION sign"

"ME: The plane has wifi? Sweet, I'm going to Skype call that radio psychic. RADIO PSYCHIC: Go ahead caller, you're on the air ME: HOLY SHIT"

"Charlie couldn't believe he was being allowed into the Chocolate Factory His girlfriend had been so against it for years"

"What's the difference between a blonde and your job? Your job still sucks after 6 months."

"What do you call a discounted Zuckerberg? Marked down!"

"Sometimes I think I'm a relatively smart person. Other times I put my shoes on before my pants and realize who I really am."

"What does a cannibal and a homeless man have in common? They both eat chips off the old block."

"I am absolutely exhausted from my French self-defense class. I've never run so far in my life."

"Why did the pirate have to change wenches? His old one wouldn't let him swab her poop deck."

"Why did the feminist fail algebra? She couldn't solve inequalities."