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Joke of the Day

"I told the butcher I'd give him $10 if he got the meat down off the top shelf. He said he couldn't.... the steaks were too high."

"Where do one-legged people go to eat? IHOP."

"RT if you just read Facebook for the ads"

"Whats the best part of living in Switzerland? Im not too sure either but the flags a big plus."

"Walk into a random building, go to a random floor, step into a random meeting, and take a donut. Best donut you'll ever eat."

"The thing that makes learning how to use chopsticks so difficult is that the longer you use them, the soggier your cereal gets."

"I'm trying to write a joke with the word ""cunt"" But I cunt."

"A guy walks into a building with his boss. Ouch. You'd think that at least one of them should have seen it. EDIT: A twist on the classic ""a guy walks into a bar"" joke."

"How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel."

"[Request] Jokes or puns about a broken arm. Friend broke his arm and I'm trying to cheer him up, can be insulting if you want."