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Joke of the Day
"My Mom is a great travel agent if you're looking to take a Guilt Trip down Memory Lane."
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"Guys, police jokes aren't funny. So give it arrest. (I'm so sorry)"
"I never feel more racist than when trying to find my waiter at a Mexican restaurant."
"Do/Be To do is to be. -Descartes To be is to do. -Voltaire Do be do be do. -Frank Sinatra"
"LOL at people with only 99 problems What's that like?"
"Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a brick? A: When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining."
"Taliban Airways We make sure your flight is a blast."
"Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them? Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls"
"*at the pond* ""honthere's something i need to ask you"" *emotional* yes? *blows duck call* *ducks on water arrange to spell out 'TACOS?'*"
"""We heard reports that some guy saw a snowflake one time somewhere so we better cancel 5,000 flights."" - Airlines"