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Joke of the Day

"This is a baby horse: it can walk 4 hours after it's born This is a baby human: don't touch its head wrong or you'll bonk its brain"

"Whats worse than ants in your pants? Your uncle."

"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers"

"I had two ribs removed so I could pet small dogs easier."

"TIL that 1 in every 10 people in North America lives next door to a pedophile. Not me. I live next door to a smoking hot 8 year old."

"Whenever I'm about to get in a bar fight, I give a karate bow to my opponent in hopes he gets scared and backs out before I piss myself."

"What do you call 50 feminists on a bus? Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus."

"What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? Just the tip."

"How did Godzilla get the job opportunity? Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall."

"What is the internal temperature of a taun taun? Luke warm!"