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Joke of the Day
"Whats worse than ants in your pants? Your uncle."
Next Joke
"Black Friday has taken all of my money : Robinson Crusoe"
"Oh, I can't check my disobedient child with the rest of my luggage? You're saying I have to carry-on my wayward son?"
"A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. ""Are you a friend of the bride ?"" he asked. ""Certainly not"" she snapped ""I'm the groom's mother."""
"Did you hear about the lesbian construction company? There are no studs, it's all tongue and groove . . ."
"What's the point of going to somebodys funeral? It's not like they are coming to yours."
"What about the man with nobody and no nose? Nobody knows..."
"I joked about a robot uprising until I waved at an automatic paper towel dispenser and nothing happened. THEY'RE EVOLVING INTO PRETTY GIRLS!"
"""Friends"" ended 10 years ago today, but thanks to television, ""me having friends"" ended long before that."
"A guy stopped me on the street today and tried to sell me a coffin... I said ""That's the last thing I need"""