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Joke of the Day
"I had two ribs removed so I could pet small dogs easier."
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"Theme parks can snap a clear picture of you on a rollercoaster at 70mph, but bank cameras can't get a clear shot of a robber standing still."
"Why did the Pasta join a dating website? Because he was cannelloni."
"The winners write the history books... I guess the prize for winning is a boring-ass job?"
"Apparently, Engineers talk how Doctors write"
"please sir. i beg of you. don't take away my job. i've got a tuscan kitchen & 2 full baths at home. sir. sir please. my kitchen. it's tuscan"
"Emperor: How are my elite troops doing on Endor? Vader: They were all viciously murdered by teddy bears. Emperor: That sounds plausible."
"ELI5 How easy is it to get into watching NETFLIX... ...when I haven't even seen NETFL**I** - NETFL**VIII**"
"""did you hear the one about the grizzly who-"" dude stop ""it's just a joke man"" i know it's stupid but- *points to my date* bear with me"
"My friend's grandpa who was suffering from Alzheimer's passed away recently He forgot he was alive"