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Joke of the Day
"Why don't feminists carry handguns? Because of the triggers"
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"Knock-Knock, Whose There? ""Peephole salesman!"""
"I like my women how I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer"
"This guy thinks I'm taking down his number, but I'm really just writing this tweet."
"I think one of my dads might be gay..."
"I'm having trouble discerning my Twitter voice from my professional one. I just said ""What's up, slut?"" to our receptionist. Frigid bitch."
"""Egocentric"" is an anagram of ""Geocentric"" I guess the world really does revolve around me..."
"""This is the one I use for wiping"" - Handshakes"
"I took my family out to an authentic Chinese restaurant. My wife and I had chow mein and my daughter built 3 iPhones"
"Did you hear the bad news about the Italian chef? He pasta way."