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Joke of the Day
"What do waiters and prostitutes have in common? Just the tip."
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"I lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while bullying a smaller dude. I walked up to the guy, and punched him. It's not okay to bully... not on my watch."
"What Pixar movie will Rick Astley never let you borrow? He's never gonna give you Up! Credit to my friend who doesn't even Reddit."
"London held a monocle convention for high class members of society... ... it was a respectable spectacle spectacle."
"I had to quit my job as a refurbished dildo salesman due to the recent influx of gay customers. Things have been pretty shitty lately."
"Once upon a time there was a happy woman... But that happened only once and only to one woman"
"A dyslexic walks into a bra."
"What was Confucius' favorite comfort food? Macaroni and Qi."
"A Atheist, a Vegan and a Marine An atheist, a vegan and a Marine walk into a bar. How do you know that one of them is a Marine? Don't worry he'll let you know"
"What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs? a condescending con descending."