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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 50 feminists on a bus? Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus."
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"What does Hitler say when he's impressed? That's Totalatarily Awesome"
"TIFU by trying to be witty at the airport... The TSA confiscated my protein powder asking ""Are you planning on building any bombs with this substance?"" I replied ""No, only guns."""
"If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel."
"If there was a black character in Clue, the game would be called Solved."
"Only one more sleep to go before I lose my job as a night security guard."
"A guy told me I'm bad at flirting and I got so mad I took back all the dead birds I nailed to his door."
"A girl said she has seen me in a vegetarian meeting... I told her I have never met herbivore"
"Why does Beyonce say ""to the left, to the left""? Because black people have no rights."
"Have you heard about the all-lesbian construction crew? well, they don't use studs; it's all tongue & groove :)"