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Joke of the Day

"Whenever I'm about to get in a bar fight, I give a karate bow to my opponent in hopes he gets scared and backs out before I piss myself."

"What do they call Snoop Dogg in Asia? Snoop Dinner"

"Do you want to examine a whole colon? ;;"

"She's not a slut... She's just a weiner connoisseur."

"My lawyer friend loves board games... ...but he has been sad lately, ever since he started that Risk-free 30-day trial."

"Engineers: ""okay, so we agree the space between the seat and the console will allow people to see what they dropped but never retrieve it"""

"Me: How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves? The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence"

"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food... Neither have they."

"I dated an hermaphrodite... It was an ""hermaphrodate"""

"HEY, mom of 3 unruly kids staring at her phone in the bookstore: ... Do you have a charger I can use?"