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Joke of the Day
"Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls."
Next Joke
"Breasts are like beer... Men may state a preference, but we'll take whatever's on tap."
"This is not a dad-joke It's a bad-joke"
"Always tweet as if your unfollowers are watching."
"What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call it, it won't come."
"Drunk people are so self centred... ... they think the world revolves around them"
"You know you're hung over when people recognize you but they think you're E.T."
"How is the new Meta Gear game? Its solid."
"A nurse found a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thought... ""Some asshole's got my pen"""
"What's the best thing about sex with 21-year-olds? There are 20 of them."