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Joke of the Day
"Trump isn't wrong when he uses ""alternative facts""... He's just alt-right."
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"I'm selling my vacuum cleaner It's just collecting dust. I'll show myself out"
"Have you ever had sex while camping? Its fucking intense."
"Five days of the week, my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park! "
"So I went to the club last night and asked a German girl for her number... and you'll never believe it! Her number is 999-999-9999!"
"Crueless joke Women always call me ugly until they find out how much money I make. Then they call me ugly and poor."
"me: [trying to sound cool] I'm in a punk band cute co-worker: that's cool. What the band's name? me: [looking over desk for ideas] Inbox(29)"
"I can tell by the way you give me instructions that you've dealt with a lot of dumb people before me."
"Why wouldn't the dog attend the Veterans Day Parade? There were too many vets."
"Dear police: if you're going to racial profile, how about you check out the white boy dressed like he's in the matrix"