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Joke of the Day

"Do you know why... ...they bury lawyers 10 feet under, instead of the usual 6 feet under? Because ""deep down"" they're good people."

"So a guy named Steve asked how well he did during making an Apple product. ""You did good Job!"" Sad the person he asked."

"Thanks for yelling at me and calling me names on the internet. I have the same opinion as you do now"

"My Friend is 5'8""... Some people would say he's tall, but I think he's just high."

"So apparently... So apparently a new study shows that 98% of black people prefer to have sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison."

"A guy tries to save someone's life... He goes to donate blood, but he decided not to. The doctor told him it would be in vein."

"[two hours into describing a criminal to a police sketch artist] ...But when he took off the mask, he just looked like a normal guy"

"[NSFW] Ok, /r/jokes, this has gone too far. Please, no more vagina jokes. Period!"

"Tesco reported a 6.4bn loss.. I guess that's what you get for betting on horses!"

"""Mickey Mouse, it says here that you want to divorce Minnie because she was... extremely silly?"" ""No, I said she was fucking Goofy."""