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Joke of the Day
"What do you call weed from Denmark? Dansk kush."
Next Joke
"Are you guys OK? I haven't heard from you all year."
"[work email] Me: Can I meat the new guy? Boss: Meet? Okay, sure... Me: Great! *hides bag of steaks*"
"Anal with my girlfriend made my day. But it made her hole weak."
"so this cargo of brain transplants went missing and... uh... ... ah shit... lost my train of thought"
"How do you make a snooker table laugh? Tickle its balls."
"BRO DOCTOR ""Well, looks like we're going to have to check that prostate lol no homo"" BRO DOCTOR"
"Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer."
"Men are like curling irons. They're always hot and they're always in your hair."
"You all need to stop with the gay jokes. Cum on guys!"